I like to claim Prof. Gerald as my creator! He wanted his creations to help all of mankind and who is more helpful than me? :D

That would also mean I’m related to Shadow and the Biolizard!!

It would approximately five derps to herp but only if it’s Tuesday. Otherwise it is hopeless. And turtles cannot be derps! All of nobody knows that! 

:D I hope that helps!  

I can do that for you! 

Back in ancient times, when mummies roamed the land, the princess of England was the fairest maiden of them all. In order to gain her favor, gentlemen would often shave small animals such as a sphinx or kangaroo. They would mail these shaved animals to the princess. If she returned a shaved mouse, then that would be a sign that she wants to have a relationship with that man.

Amy Rose still practices this tradition! Every Valentine’s Day, Amy sends Sonic a shaved sphinx. They are so cute, you can’t help but want to shave them! Anyway, Amy still awaits for Sonic to return her love by sending her a shaved kangaroo. 

These brave souls made it through the Omochao challenge! 

Make sure to pet your chao everyday in order to avoid a lawsuit! 

Ladies and robotic-type gentlemen, I’m here to invite you to take the Omochao challenge! If you complete this challenge, you will win my voice stuck in your head for all eternity! Isn’t that great? :D

Can you survive seven minutes of my endless babble? 

:D Yay!!!!! Thank you, kind human!! I’m glad you find my helpful advice to be helpful!! 

Did you know I was also suppose to be in the chao gardens? D: The chao principal placed a restraining order on me and I was only allowed in the lobby. *sigh..duck*

;; It’s nice to be appreciated for once! Allow me to express my gratitude with this random gif:

(( u-u You gotta be pretty high on life AND blueberry muffins to even consider making an Omochao blog. |D But most importantly, you have to drink a lot of juice that tastes similar to this thing called champagne. 

Juuuuice!!! ))

This type of grass use to be in Chun-nan, but then it moved to Crisis City!!  The grass caused Sonic and Elise laugh uncontrollably at nothing.

Unfortunately, just like the tornado carried a car, the random tornado also carried away the aromatic grass. And that’s why Big is purple. The end!

It will take more than super saiyans and tanks to get rid of me! 

I will feed upon your soul!!!

It’s true! My convenient skill shop has all the skills you need to succeed in life. And for all you fanatics out there, I also sell gumballs chewed by the real Blaze the Cat, some books Shadow pretends to read, a jar of peanut butter I found in Tails’ workshop, and a pair of Sonic’s shoes that I took from Amy’s shrine to the blue blur!

Let me show you some of the skills you could have at the low, low price of Amy’s soul! Follow me~

When you’re chasing rainbows and running away from fangirls, it’s very useful to equip the “sure-footed” skill. This skill was invented after Sonic kept landing on his head in SatBK. Knuckles could also benefit from this skill since he is an “echidona” who has difficulty locating the sun. And Silver loves to get his flame on with the flame shield! 

Fans of the old school games can shout for joy as they attach the genesis controller into Sonic’s spleen!! You can also get all the lives you want from my shop. Make sure to tell your friends whenever they tell you to get a life! 8D

Some skills are set aside for older characters. Let’s have a look at the skills Metal Sonic purchased!

Metal Sonic is on Team Robosexual and these skills will be useful in his…umm… endeavors. Power brakes are very important for many reasons. You can ask Metal about those reasons. Safety should always come first which is why all robots should use a safety net! And you can also ask Metal to describe “last chance.” His team lives an exotic and strange life.

And that’s my shop! When you’re playing Generations make sure to visit my shop and don’t turn off my helpful hints! I don’t even know why that’s an option…