That is a good question, person the cherry.

Sonic is blue due to a genetic predisposition. Sonic’s genes knew he would be the fastest thing alive. In fact, he would be too fast. He wouldn’t have time to slow down for things such as raising a two-tailed fox who might one day fall from the sky. He wouldn’t have time for love or even comforting a sobbing genie! There would be no time for games. His genes were so sad that it turned his fur blue. 

That’s the true power of friendship. 

You enter Chao World and the first thing you see

A little blue robot who is kinda creepy

Just looking at him you know that he’s annoying

Press “A” to jump

Collect rings or you’ll die

The chao garden is filled with little blue chao

Glaring at him you think, “Wow. You’re so not helpful.”

Omochao gives out weird information

Claims that Mephy is Shadow’s bestie 

He knows about Eggman’s secret Sonadow collection

That’s disturbing

Omochao knows everything

He wants to be where the chao are

He wants to be in those kindergarten classes

And be named by totally legit “fortune teller”

Being a robot won’t get you far

He wants a real mouth for eating and biting

He wants some food from that shady black market

Up where they run and swim in blood

A place that represents heaven and hell

Getting kicked for days

He wants to be part of Chao World

What would he give to spend a day in random races  

To be yelled at for always coming in last

Bet’cha as a chao Sonic understands

Bet he won’t throw him off of buildings…or into fire

For giving bad advice

He’s ready to know what the principal knows

Ask him a question and get some answers

What’s up with Jet and why is he, what’s the word, fierce?

He wants to be real and learn karate

And be forced to merge with animals

Neglected for days

Wish he could be part of Chao World

Lastly, I would like to recognize Iblis and Mephiles as being the mothers of madness!

As you know, Iblis is the complete raw power of Solaris. This creature gave birth to Silver’s famous line, “It’s no use!” Iblis also gave birth to a horrible future where the whole city is on fire! 

If Mephiles didn’t exist, then who give Silver a lesson on chickens and eggs? Probably me! He’s the one who created this plan on traveling through time in order to make a girl cry. He’s able to create so much chaos without having a mouth! 

If it weren’t for Iblis and Mephiles, Sonic 06 would just be a game about Dr. Eggman kidnapping Princess Elise and Sonic frowning about it! Thank you, Iblis and Mephiles, for giving life to this game and thank you, America!

It is my pleasure to provide you with information that allows you to laugh and learn! You know what they say, live and learn and then get Luvs diapers! 

((auihfua! How did you know I needed a pick me up? Thank you, sweetie!! Also, your pic and username are amazing. Bless your soul!))

((Thank you!!!! I like your face!))

Next up on our list is Queen Aleena from the hit show Sonic Underground!

She was once the queen of Mobius, but Dr. Robotnik forcefully took that title from her. In order to save her children, she gave them to three separate families (some families better than others) and went into hiding because a prophecy told her to do so. 

She watches her children from a distance and leaves clues for them much similar to a game of Blue’s clues but not really. She has even placed herself in danger to save her kids from harm. On the day of prophecy, she can reunite with her children and take back her throne…however, the show was cancelled and Robotnik is still in charge of Mobius. Sonic, Manic, and Sonia are still looking for their mother. It’s kinda sad once you think about it. :D

First on our list of amazing mothers is Mrs. Lindsey Thorndyke! Lindsey gave birth to Chris, thus making her a mother! 

Lindsey demonstrates good parenting skills by never being home. She is a famous actress and doesn’t have time to raise her son which is why she enlists the help of two stereotypical house peasants and grandpa big nose to do the work for her! Lindsey will stop by sometimes to visit her son. She usually does this by jumping out of an airplane or by popping out of her husband’s stomach. As you can see, Lindsey is a very dramatic person. 

Lindsey feels bad for often abandoning her son, but mansions are going to pay for themselves! Lindsey and her husband stay in Chris’ life just long enough to give him hope and then they quickly leave to go back to their jobs. They do this so much that Chris has developed abandonment issues, which is why he is overly obsessed with Sonic and kidnaps him for an episode. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree!

Don’t worry. In the end, Lindsey and Mr. Husband decide to spend more time at home with their son. Perhaps it was because Eggman built two machines to keep Chris away from him or maybe Chris’ parents wanted to make things right with their son after receiving several threatening messages from Eggman. Eggman does not like Chris. Either way, the Thorndykes are one big happy family now despite having a silly last name. Lindsey is now teaching her son how to have a personality. She’s a good mom! 

Hi there, I’m Omochao and I’m here to inform you that today is Mother’s Day! Can you believe it? It seems like we were celebrating Mother’s Day one year ago! 

Last year we talked about our top obscure number of favorite mothers, but this year we’re going to do the exact same thing! It’s time for round 2 of our favorite mothers/mother-type figures in the Sonic universe, so stay tuned!

But what about the time you stole the heart of all humans in your award-winning performance in Sonic the Fighters or the time you stole Eggman’s style by building your own version of the Egg mobile? Or even the time you adopted Sonic and locked Tails in a dungeon? 

…maybe that last part was Mother Robotnik. Sorry! Anyone could’ve mistaken her for you! 

Let me tell you about everyone’s favorite trendsetter of the wild wild west, Fang the Sniper (aka Nack the Weasel)!

Fang the Sniper made his grand debut in the game Sonic Triple Trouble (aka Sonic and Tails 2).  Fang is obsessed with the chaos emeralds (aka shiny rocks that are not candies). He also loves money (aka paper with numbers). His main role in Sonic Triple Trouble was to keep Sonic away from the chaos emeralds while looking fabulous in the process! 

After the success of that game, things only went upwards for Fang. He was a racer in Sonic Drift 2 and he was a fighter in Sonic the Fighters (aka Button Masher the Game). Fang let the success of these games go to his head. He wanted to star in his own game as well as possibly marrying his flying mobile, the Marvelous Queen. Contrary to popular belief, Marvelous Queen is not Fang’s nickname. Fang figured that he could appeal to teenagers because he owned a toy gun that shoots hair scrunchies which were popular in the 1990s. 

Fang was being a diva and there’s only one way to handle a diva: murder. No wait, I meant being fired! Fang and the Marvelous Queen were banished and Rouge quickly replaced the weasel. Fang decided he wouldn’t let being replaced get him down. Following the footsteps of Ray, Fang also tried to become a model. He had a giant fang which could be mistaken for a tongue, a cowboy hat because that’s the mark of a true fashionista, and he wore a belt! He was model material. Did you know that Knuckles and Big were inspired by Fang’s look and tried to mimic his style? Fang was so determined to become a model that he even got a neck implant! 

Unfortunately, modeling didn’t work out for Fang. He had to return to a life of extorting kids at the local playground and stealing garbage from trash cans. He’s still being hunted down by the police because it’s illegal to be a diva…and it’s illegal to steal. If you’re looking for the Marvelous Queen, I believe that can be found giving make up tutorials somewhere online.