Omochao Explains It All

It’s June 23rd and you know what that means, right? It’s Sonic’s 23rd birthday!!!

I know I’ve been gone for a while, but I just had to come back to explain this special holiday! Plus, I received a major upgrade so all my information is current and wonderful!

Sonic is a bluish hedgehog who has made many friends throughout the years. He has a wonderful relationship with a pink hedgehog named Rosie and they may get married in the near future.

Sonic has even befriended and adopted a two-tailed fox named Tails. Tails has 2 tails because he rolled around in mutagen. Anyway, Sonic has been really nice to Tails. Sonic has raised him with love and kindness and has been an overall great friend!

For 23 years, Sonic has been a hero to us all and he has saved the world from the truly terrifying Dr. Eggbotnik! The two have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time and we wouldn’t want it any other way.

Thank you, Sonic, for all of your hard work! Sonic, you are really cool and you have an attitude!

Omochao where are you???
Anonymous

I’ve been with you this whole time. I’m in the computer room!

Today is black friday,
Anonymous

Black Friday is a day that is today. Did you know that Black Friday is not a holiday dedicated to Rebecca Black? 

Black Friday is the one day of the year where people gather together to trample over the elderly and children in order to get a good deal on electronic items. After a day of giving thanks, humans continue to show their thankfulness by murdering one another!

Rouge enjoys this holiday because it’s the one day she can get away with blackmailing others in order to get what she wants. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles went shopping this black Friday but sadly, Knuckles was too slow and was injured. You gotta go fast on the deadliest of holidays! 

Let me tell you about the newest villains in the next Sonic game, the Deadly Six! This ragtag bunch of baddies are going to teach Eggman what it truly means to be evil. They did manage to make this game rated E10! You know the Deadly Six are villains because their name uses the number six which is a very bad number. It’s not as evil as the number seven though. Seven is a cannibal. 

Anyway, let’s start with Zavok, aka the red ranger/the leader of the gang. Zavok is really strong and he has a really bad attitude. The reason behind his madness is due to nails. Zavok wanted purple nail polish because he thought it would bring out his eyes, but his stylist insisted on using a teal color. Because of this injustice, Zavok is determined to destroy the world in hopes that Sonic and other people will understand his pain.

Next up is Zazz, aka the pink one/the Knuckles of the group. Zazz also has a bad attitude and is short-tempered. He believes in punching people first and asking, “I got tricked by Eggman? What about you?!” later. If the whole destroying the world thing doesn’t work out, Zazz plans on starting a career as a musician. There’s always that one member in a group who wants to go solo.

Next we have Master Zik, aka the old one/the Old Man Owl of the group. Master Zik was the founding father of the “Aliens Whose Names All Start With The Letter Z” club, which you know as the Deadly Six. Zik was the strongest member of the group, but then he became old and started to shrink. Before he became too small, he decided to pass on his strength to Zavok. He knew Zavok would need all the help he could get because Zavok is a silly name.

Let’s talk about Zor, aka the white one/the Espio of the group. Similar to our chameleon hero, Zor is a ninja-spy minus the ninja part. He goes on stealth missions and uses his spy skills to gather information, which is exactly why he carries around a bright blue rose. If he is ever caught by the enemy, Zor is fully prepared to recite James’ line of the Team Rocket motto.

Next is Zomomnomnom, aka the yellow one/the Big the Cat of the group. Zomomnomnom enjoys eating everything he sees, including people. His character design was modeled after Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist. Some scientist believe that Zomomomom may be Gluttony’s long lost brother.

Last, but certainly not least, is Zeena, aka the green one/the Rouge of the group. Zeena is a lady who has pretty hair and an even prettier method of murdering her enemies! Zeena is often confused with Xena the Warrior Princess because their names are pronounced the same! 

The Deadly Six also happen to resemble the same colors as the wisps. Some theorists believe that the Deadly Six were originally wisps and that the color blue is the color of the sky. That’s all I can reveal for now. Chao!

Let me tell you about the newest villains in the next Sonic game, the Deadly Six! This ragtag bunch of baddies are going to teach Eggman what it truly means to be evil. They did manage to make this game rated E10! You know the Deadly Six are villains because their name uses the number six which is a very bad number. It’s not as evil as the number seven though. Seven is a cannibal. 

Anyway, let’s start with Zavok, aka the red ranger/the leader of the gang. Zavok is really strong and he has a really bad attitude. The reason behind his madness is due to nails. Zavok wanted purple nail polish because he thought it would bring out his eyes, but his stylist insisted on using a teal color. Because of this injustice, Zavok is determined to destroy the world in hopes that Sonic and other people will understand his pain.

Next up is Zazz, aka the pink one/the Knuckles of the group. Zazz also has a bad attitude and is short-tempered. He believes in punching people first and asking, “I got tricked by Eggman? What about you?!” later. If the whole destroying the world thing doesn’t work out, Zazz plans on starting a career as a musician. There’s always that one member in a group who wants to go solo.

Next we have Master Zik, aka the old one/the Old Man Owl of the group. Master Zik was the founding father of the “Aliens Whose Names All Start With The Letter Z” club, which you know as the Deadly Six. Zik was the strongest member of the group, but then he became old and started to shrink. Before he became too small, he decided to pass on his strength to Zavok. He knew Zavok would need all the help he could get because Zavok is a silly name.

Let’s talk about Zor, aka the white one/the Espio of the group. Similar to our chameleon hero, Zor is a ninja-spy minus the ninja part. He goes on stealth missions and uses his spy skills to gather information, which is exactly why he carries around a bright blue rose. If he is ever caught by the enemy, Zor is fully prepared to recite James’ line of the Team Rocket motto.

Next is Zomomnomnom, aka the yellow one/the Big the Cat of the group. Zomomnomnom enjoys eating everything he sees, including people. His character design was modeled after Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist. Some scientist believe that Zomomomom may be Gluttony’s long lost brother.

Last, but certainly not least, is Zeena, aka the green one/the Rouge of the group. Zeena is a lady who has pretty hair and an even prettier method of murdering her enemies! Zeena is often confused with Xena the Warrior Princess because their names are pronounced the same! 

The Deadly Six also happen to resemble the same colors as the wisps. Some theorists believe that the Deadly Six were originally wisps and that the color blue is the color of the sky. That’s all I can reveal for now. Chao!

Thanks for coming back! Can you tell us about the Deadly Six?
Anonymous

It’s good to be back! I’m still busy working on things for Sonic Lost World, so I won’t be able to update as often as I’d like! Did you know that I play a huge role in that game?

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Look at me, I’m the main character! Collect rings or you’ll die. The chao principal is going to be so proud of me! I’ll tell him of my fame once he gets rid of that restraining order.

Anyway! Since I’m in Sonic Lost World, I know everything about the Deadly Six! Did you know that they were originally called the Fabulous Five? Sega had to change their name due to Team Sassy Gay Friends being jealous and copyrighting the team name “Fabulous Five.” Also, the Deadly Six are the same colors as the original deadly six chaos emeralds. Do you think the chaos emeralds originated from these six scary villains? 

I’ll tell you more secrets about the Deadly Six in a bit! Chao chao chao.

Where are you?
Anonymous

Hi there! Sorry I haven’t been around. I’ve been pretty busy with the upcoming Sonic Lost World. Did you know that I will be featured in that game? 

Not to brag, but I play a big role in this game, as you can see! In the 3DS version you will be able to dominate the Lost World and all of it’s inhabitants! Tails has built fighter jets which the player will be able to control in order to annihilate anyone that stands between you and conquering the lost world! I’ll be there to help you lock on targets and fire missiles. You’ll have to press the A button to jump…out of your plane once you’ve been shot down. Yes, the 3DS version is a little darker than the Wii U version! Only you can conquer the lost world!

Stay tuned because I’ll be back to answer more of your questions. Until then, keep an eye on Tails. He has crazy eyes sometimes maybe. 

Did you know that today is Father’s Day? Father’s Day is a day to celebrate fathers and father figures on a specific day which is today. There are many father figures in the Sonic universe! But what is a father?

A father is someone you can look up to. It’s a person, or an armadillo, that attempts to replace a main character in a popular franchise and fails. It’s someone who ruins their career and that of their best friend!

A father is someone who looks quite terrifying when they smile, but also has award-winning perfect teeth.

A father is destroy an entire race if you try to hurt his children. They also play dress up in front of their babies. Sometimes crossdressing can relieve stress.

Lastly, a father is a person who will always give you a boost of confidence and let’s you know that it is okay to go fast. He’s a brother, best friend, and even a picket fence. Someone who will always be there for you no matter what!

I hope you gained some new information today! And remember, to be shine, to be free, nothing to be afraid of..except pink aprons. 

You know about the villains of the crossover, so now it’s time to talk about the heroes!

Did you know that Mega Man and Sonic teamed up in the 90s? Sonic greeted the Blue Bomber when he crossed over to the land of Sega. They were even supposed to make a game together, but Mega Man’s face gave Tails nightmares. It’s a good thing Mega Man finally grew into his face! 

Mega Man is a super fighting robot who wanders around in blue underwear armor. His dad, Dr. Light, picked out the outfit. Parents always dress their children in weird costumes. Anyway, Mega Man has the power to shoot lemons from his hand! That’s what makes him mega! He also has the power to take abilities from other robots and use their abilities against said robots! I wonder what ability he would obtain if he absorbed my power? He’d probably become a genius! 

And you already know about Sonic. He is quick with the quips and he has the ability to make bedroom eyes! Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily have tricked Sonic and Mega Man into fighting each other. Sonic thinks Mega Man kidnapped his friends and Mega Man thinks his name should be officially changed to Rock Man! To make matters worse, Rush just wants to be a normal dog and Dr. Light looks like Santa Claus! 

Will Sonic and Mega Man realize they’ve been duped? There is a 25% chance that they might catch on to this plot. 

eggmanxwily OTP
Anonymous

There is a 908% chance that the creators of the Archie comics support this ship and are using the crossover as a way to express their feelings!

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